A joke came before the holiday: IT people gather together to pay attention to drinking (super funny), it super funny
Everyone drinks beer. Now you're seated ......You poured yourself a cup of cola, which is called low configuration.You poured yourself a beer, which is a standard configuration.You poured yourself a cup of tea. The color of the tea is the same as that of beer. This is called a Trojan horse.Yo
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On the side of the station, the dwarf called "I am taller than Yao Ming"
-The classic "Romeo and pig overnight" in area 2 Aisa"
For the first time, I laughed at me and thought for a few days, why should I spend the night with a pig ??? Why ???
-One day, we saw four dead people: "killing one is enough, killing two people to earn one, and killing the other is a miracle. Killing four dead people is impossible ."
It wasn't long before I saw the body of a ox-headed person: "If there is one
The chicken and rabbit are in the same cage.AlgorithmDesign Issues. Many people use this question to explain the application of "circular statements" and "exhaustive methods.
Here, I turn to a super-powerful and super-funny "Chicken and rabbit cage" algorithm:
Original post address: http://www.lzhi.org/views/509008
[Algorithm description]
Assuming that chickens and rabbits are well trainedBlow a whistle and they raise one foot (40-15 = 25)Blow
An important reason to be lazy to switch items from SVN to git is not to use Git. Recently I felt that we had to study, then encountered a variety of problems, but also read a lot of articles. This article speaks about the failure of the push tag--the funny reference name. The error message is as follows: Repository [email protected]:wei.chou/gitusagetest.gitfunny refnameerror:refusing To create funny ref '
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Entertainment is often in people's life can not be lack of, in such a stressful work situation, some funny humor of the site has been people's favorite.
Now everybody knows to make a website very easy, buy space register corn, go to where the next program, add content. Oh.. A new site came up again. "How to say and do rubbish site is the same:" Now there is a situation, is easy to promote difficult to do the station. To be honest, every webma
To give you Photoshop software users to detailed analysis to share the production of funny Haha special effects of the tutorial.
Tutorial Sharing:
This is a total of three ways, using three different tools, you can use this tutorial, a brief look at the usage of these three tools.
For children, haha Mirror is a fun special effect appearance. When they see their faces twisted into unnatural proportions, children always laug
QQ expression has become a popular culture, chatting when we often will be some funny QQ expression amused to be convulsed. In fact, these expressions are not difficult to make the method, as long as the master of some of the basic operation of Flash, we can make their own good ideas also made into expressions. This example comes from my own set of "Round Slip" Funny expression, the following is a detailed
Who can see the funny pictures of how this Java, PHP, C, Ruby language spit each other out?
Seeing this interesting picture for a long time did not fully understand the meaning of each picture. Today put it out, I hope you can help me understand, express their views. This chart below is my personal understanding, I did not understand that I have played a question mark. Itself this is a funny picture, so I
Cartoon cartoons are our childhood favorite things to see, now cartoon Head full of the internet world, each forum personality has become so interesting. It's time for the holidays, let's use Fireworks MX to make a lovely cartoon baby avatar with a rich expression!Look at this one hand holding a small fork, and the head has two horns still affixed with "create can paste" of the funny baby, is it very cute? Let's start now!Production software: Firework
JavaScript you don't know: funny settimeout.
Sometimes small details tend to hide great wisdom.Today, when looking back at JavaScript advanced usage, find an interesting question, say not much, first on the code:
for(varj=0;jTen; j + +) {SetTimeout ( function(){Console. log (j)}, the)}Seeing these three lines of code, you might be impatient: Talk about closures again? You're going to puke, okay? Don't worry, let's start by thinking, wha
To the U.S. Mito software users to detailed analysis to share the production of funny GIF expression tutorial.
Tutorial Sharing:
Method/Step
First step we need to operate is, need to open the beauty Mito,, open, we click on the "new" command above, you will see the following figure shows;
After creating a new document, we click on the above, "open" command; we find the good picture material before we
" animation, this command will remind us of their chase game. With this line of command, we can see the effect of a cat chasing a mouse (mouse pointer).Install First:$sudo Apt-get Install OnekoTo run this command, we enter:OnekoThen you can see that no matter where the mouse pointer is placed, Tom will run after the cat. The following are, however, insufficient to show the dynamic effect:Even if we switch the application, the cat will not leave the mouse. It is not even limited to terminals.When
The Liquefaction tool is very powerful and contains a very special set of tools that can be used to transform images into specific requirements. Flexible use of this set of tools, you can easily treat the portrait as a funny comic effect.
Photoshop Tutorial artwork
Final effect
1, open the picture you want to distort, coloring part is to pay attention to the area.
2. Turn on the filter-liquefaction, use the
This produced a "laughed" funny expression, used in the flash of the basic graphics tools, easy to understand, suitable for practice.
Production steps:
1. Create a new 300*300 pixel document, select the Ellipse tool, set the stroke to brown, fill it yellow, and hold down the SHIFT key to draw a positive circle.
Figure 1
2. In the mixer panel, change the fill to "radial", set the three yellow color blocks from sha
It's said to be Osama bin Laden's chair screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7 this.alt= ' Click on the new window to browse the picture \nctrl+mouse the wheel can be enlarged/reduced ';} ' Border=0>Ghost Phone Booth screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7 this.alt= ' Click on the new window to browse the picture \nctrl+mouse the wheel can be enlarged/reduced ';} ' Border=0>Family photo of the underworld screen.width*0.7) {this.resize
Comics are an interesting, alternative to the traditional portrait. Our idea is to make a funny exaggeration of specific features to show personal humour. The distortion and liquefaction function in Photoshop is good and allows you to transform a photographic portrait into a comic.Final effect
The basic technique of creating comics is to look for the characteristics of those natural elements and then ex
intimacy of the two persons can be maximized to facilitate contact. During use, try to wet your girlfriend's shirt a little. This is a pleasure, but it is not easy to say.
E. A bottle of quick-acting rescue pills
--- My girlfriend tried on a set of Chinese clothes and smiled and said, "Dear, this dress really fits !" Take out the device immediately when you make up the price.
F. One tent
--- For the usage method, refer to 18th.
2. Get the money. Note
This tutorial is intended to introduce to PHP's friends on the Chinese site how PS made photos into a funny QQ expression. the QQ expression produced in this tutorial is very beautiful and is recommended to PHP's Chinese site. if you like it, you can refer to this article, I hope it will be helpful to you. this tutorial is intended to introduce my PHP Chinese network friend how to make a funny QQ emoticons
Start with the question:
12661 funny car racingThere is a funny car racing in a city with n junctions and M directed roads.The funny part is: each road is open and closed periodically. Each road is associate with twoIntegers (a, B), that means the road will be open for a seconds, then closed for B seconds, then openA seconds... all these start from the beginning
This tutorial is intended to share with my friends the simple, practical, and funny method of creating a table package in Photoshop. the method of creating a table package in this tutorial is very simple and difficult, so it is worth learning, come and learn together. when you chat online without expressing your feelings, you are missing a form package. In fact, the expression pack is not something that a great God can do. In fact, it is very simple.
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